sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

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giddytf2:

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Always reblog big kitties with their leetle kitties.

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kaiserneko:

revire:

RIP Pikachu 1997-2014

What bottoming for the first time feels like.

kaiserneko:

revire:

RIP Pikachu 1997-2014

What bottoming for the first time feels like.
(I could not make this shit up)

t-akver:

leupagus:

My apartment has windows facing the street, meaning I can hear pretty much everything that happens on the sidewalk beneath them. And this morning, just as my side of the street was getting the cars cleared for street cleaning, I heard some dude outside go, “C’mon,…

youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

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lackadaisycats:

Just posting this stupid, scribbledy comic for everyone who commented and sent me notes after I responded to that ask the other day.  I didn’t mean to make a thing of it - I just couldn’t resist replying with snark to something so abrasively nonsensical.  Nevertheless, I ended up with an inbox full of kind/funny messages and, well, let’s just say a self-help book penned by Jack Handey himself couldn’t have done a better job of being that uplifting, bizarre and hilarious.  I just wanted to say thanks for making me laugh.

benditlikekorra:

equalistmako:

WE FINALLY GET TO SEE A BENDER

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WITH NO ARMS

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WHO SAYS “FUCK THAT” AND MAKES HER OWN

CHARACTERS WITH DISABILITIES THAT THEY TURN TO THEIR ADVANTAGE! CHARACTERS THAT CHALLENGE STEREOTYPES AND SEND THE MESSAGE THAT PHYSICAL DISABILITIES DO NOT MAKE YOU ANY LESS POWERFUL!!

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sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

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